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Lampoons Processing — custom wild game processing, Savannah, MO

Deer Processing

Deer Processing in Savannah, Missouri

Straightforward processing, good cuts, clean organization and specialty options from people who actually hunt.

Intake

Bringing in a whole deer

We take whole deer gutted, with the hide on.

Get it field dressed and keep it cool. Leave the hide on — it protects the meat and we're taking it off anyway.

Standard processing is a flat price, the same for a buck or a doe. Ungutted deer aren't accepted. See pricing.

Included

What standard processing covers

  • Skinning
  • Backstraps / loins
  • Steaks
  • Roasts
  • Stew meat
  • Kabob meat
  • Standard cuts packaged

Standard cuts are wrapped in freezer paper.

Burger

Grinding is a separate service

Burger isn't automatically part of standard processing — you choose it at check-in.

  • Standard blend is about 85% venison to 15% pork.
  • Want it lean? Ask for no added pork.
  • Packaged in roughly 1 lb bags.
  • Grinding is a flat fee added to standard processing — see pricing.

Caping

Trophy caping

Available for an additional charge — tell us before we start skinning.

Jason has caped hundreds of deer and stags by hand. If it's going on the wall, say so at check-in and we'll handle the cape for your taxidermist.

Boneless

Boneless wild game

We take clean boneless wild game for grinding and specialty processing.

  • Clean
  • Bagged
  • Labeled

We reserve the right to refuse meat that appears spoiled, contaminated, dirty, improperly handled or otherwise unsuitable.