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2026 November Firearms Season • Nov. 14–24 • 9 AM–7 PM • Call/Text Before Drop-Off

Lampoons Processing — custom wild game processing, Savannah, MO

Specialty Meats

Make More Out of Your Harvest.

Jerky, sticks, sausage and brats — cut down to the stuff people actually order.

Minimums and pricing

5 lb minimum per product and per flavor. Specialty processing is priced by raw/wet weight before cooking, smoking or packaging.

Example: 5 lb Honey BBQ sticks plus 5 lb Teriyaki sticks is two separate 5 lb batches. 2026 pricing is being finalized — see pricing.

Jerky

Whole-muscle or ground jerky.

Styles

  • Whole-Muscle
  • Ground

Flavors

  • Original
  • Honey / Hot Honey
  • Cracked Pepper & Garlic
  • Teriyaki
  • Sweet Chipotle
  • Habanero Lime

Same price for every flavor. Pricing is based on raw starting weight.

Snack Sticks

Smoked snack sticks in eight flavors.

  • Honey BBQ
  • Jalapeño
  • Pepperoni
  • Habanero BBQ
  • Maple Habanero
  • Teriyaki
  • Whiskey Old Fashioned
  • Sweet Maple Bacon

Add-ins

  • Premium cheese or significant add-in

Summer Sausage

House and specialty summer sausage, in roughly 1–3 inch logs.

Flavors

  • House Summer Sausage
  • Habanero BBQ
  • Jalapeño
  • Holiday Cranberry

Add-ins

  • Cheddar
  • Pepper Jack
  • Cheese + Jalapeño
  • Other substantial add-ins

Bologna

Ring, trail or sandwich — pick your format.

  • Ring Bologna
  • Trail Bologna
  • Sandwich Bologna — whole
  • Sandwich Bologna — sliced

Add-ins

  • Cheese or premium add-in

Fresh Bratwurst

Fresh bratwurst links, standard 75/25 venison-pork blend.

Flavors

  • House Original
  • Badger Brat
  • Cowboy Butter
  • Sassy Honey BBQ
  • Apple
  • Pineapple
  • Jalapeño
  • Nacho Cheese

Breakfast / Fresh Sausage

Ground in roughly 1 lb bags, or in links.

Flavors

  • Country Original
  • Maple
  • Pancake Breakfast
  • Hot Italian
  • Sweet Italian

Same price regardless of flavor.

Ready to plan your batches?

Tell us what you've got and which flavors you're after.